Sometimes, in used sports car ads...

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 03/29/2017 at 10:40 • Filed to: None

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...people will claim they never took the car on a track. To which I reply:

Nibby > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 10:44

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Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 10:47

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So they can point it out in the ad.
Around here, you often find ads containing words like “Ringtool” or “Tracktool”. I wouldn’t buy one of those, but at east they are honest about hooning them.
Personally, I will use this picture when time will come to part ways:

While pointing out:
FASTER THAN A LOTUS EXIGE!!!1!!!ONE!

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Nibby 03/29/2017 at 10:49

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ew

jimz > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 10:53

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speaking for myself:

- no tracks near me

- no time to go to ones which aren’t near me

- other priorities

there’s no one “right way” to be a car enthusiast.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > jimz 03/29/2017 at 11:04

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Oh man, I didn’t want my post to come out like that. I just think it’s funny when an ad for a track oriented car has a part that says “but don’t worry, I never took it to a track.”

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Nibby 03/29/2017 at 11:04

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i’d buy it

Nothing > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 11:14

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I remember one ad stated how their car was never raced, then listed the various 1/4 mile times (with pictures of the slips) confirming the positive effect of each mod.

HammerheadFistpunch > Nothing 03/29/2017 at 11:16

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he’s not racing, just living life something something at a time.

PS9 > Nibby 03/29/2017 at 11:17

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Wait - a reliable Audi? GIMMIE DAT SHIT RIGHT FUGGIN’ NAO

PS9 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 11:18

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Alternative facts. No one wants to buy a used warhorse. They want to buy a horse still good at fighting but has never gone to war.

jimz > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 11:33

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It’s basically a way to try and say you didn’t beat on the car

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 11:35

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If anyone puts tat in an ad I assume it’s a lie, especially if the car is modified

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nibby 03/29/2017 at 11:36

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In an alternate reality where German cars are reliable

CaptDale - is secretly British > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/29/2017 at 12:49

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Because they are trying to sell their car for the most money they can to a collector rather than to someone who would just enjoy and drive the car.